By We raised that fool - 06/08/2014 13:21 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
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emmingle 24

Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.

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gracehi 31

"I saw it on YouTube. It seemed far too brilliant to fail twice."

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olpally 32

Her wrist isn't the only thing that's broken, she needs to have her brain fixed as well. Wow.

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annie_nk 22

Her pride might be a bit bruised, too.

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vikky538 28

oops she pressed the panic button so quick...

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nix1993 41

The irony of the comment makes me smile.

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MisterEx 28

I gained so much weight, my belt doesn't fit around my waste anymore. It was brand new. What a waist of money.

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deedeedeniel 17

lol i guess thats what i get for going to an all french school ;D

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azyjazy713 11

Momma always said, "stupid is as stupid does"

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JBChristian 47

Why's this getting voted down? This quote is hilarious!

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Lefty_Guns 16

I don't know why you rushed home, my response would have been "You're 20 years old. Check yourself into A&E and we'll see you later".

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xNephilim 18

Are you a parent? I hope not because typically, whenever a parent knows their child is injured, they rush to be there for them, no matter how old they are.

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Sassie8810 9

No matter how stupidly they may have injured themselves.

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