Kids: Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after...

By Teacher - 16/12/2015 09:10 - New Zealand - Rotorua

Today, I went for a soak in a mineral hot pool to relax after a stressful day teaching middle school. There were 120 middle schoolers there on a school trip. FML

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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Heeeeelp!

By mel - 30/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML

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Stressed out

By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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By unluckycounsellor - 30/06/2009 23:26 - Bermuda

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

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By clitty clitty bang bang - 13/04/2012 22:40 - United States - Brownsville

Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML

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Brat summer

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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Bad timing

By Anna - 20/12/2020 05:02

Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML

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pjsr 32

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:26

Soaking in irony, and probably a lot of sweat and hormones too.

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:23

Oh the irony

Comments

caarlosgomez_ 14

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:33

What kind of school goes to a mineral hot pool on a field trip?

SneakySlayer 15

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:23

Science mange ? Idk

Benpie 22

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:52

One in New Zealand

Mr_Swazi 11

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:45

Work on the go

straightventing 11

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:46

I hope that pool wasn't hot due to the amounts of pee them kids left! Lol!

the_bassist__ 15

Wednesday 16 December 2015 21:08

They're middle schoolers. The ones you have to worry about are pre-k through 2nd or third grade.

AC98 19

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:04

Come on op, it's not your fault they have really lame field trips. A mineral pool? Really?

yniguez09 14

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:05

Well at least they're not YOUR middle schoolers. Relax. Enjoy some time to yourself.

NickACD 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:08

Middle schoolers are annoying little perverted douchebags with no respect.

HumanitysFinest 15

Wednesday 16 December 2015 21:42

#21 What middle school did YOU go to?

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 21 December 2015 0:58

Yup, I was one of them too. Thank god I matured though. Just last year in fact.

dafluckster 6

Wednesday 16 December 2015 20:08

Ugh. Education would be the worst possible job. YDI for choosing that.

CATastroph1c 22

Thursday 17 December 2015 0:07

Someone one has to do it , I give props to the OP

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 17 December 2015 6:24

Summer off man...summers off.

PatriarchalTaxi 2

Thursday 17 December 2015 7:35

She may deserve the annoyance from them when she's at work, but not during her tie off! I mean, if she didn't work at a middle school she might still have found it annoying.