By Missusluv313 - 17/09/2012 11:25 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML
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Missusluv313 9

Hello everyone! Yes, he was joking. I just didn't find that shit funny. And he actually is a good doctor. But to make up for it, he gave me extra time off from work. I don't think he would do that to/for everybody, but I work at that hospital.

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TheCerealKiller 24

I'd like more info as to why he thought you died. XD

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torbey 23

Well, Congratulations on not dying!! :)

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SaltukBugraHan 8

Someone doesn't know about reincarnation...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"I didn't die. I temporarily ceased biological function and...you know what? **** this, I'm a zombie. BRIAN--I mean, BRAINS!!!"

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SApprentice 34

Doctors are allowed to make the occasional joke. He couldn't have been serious about it.

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felah17 6

Is your doctor,DocBastard,by any chance?

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Missusluv313 9

Hello everyone! Yes, he was joking. I just didn't find that shit funny. And he actually is a good doctor. But to make up for it, he gave me extra time off from work. I don't think he would do that to/for everybody, but I work at that hospital.

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Zmeilerr 22

What was the surgery for, if you don't mind me asking?

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outoftown 26

Congratulations on your survival, OP! The joke's awkward wording made me wonder if he was looking at the wrong patient's chart. (Happened to me, once.) He may have given you the extra time to err on the safe side, and avoid admitting that.

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your_face 15

Maybe he's a time traveler, and had grabbed a copy of your chart he'd brought back from the future. "Why don't you take the rest of your life--err, I mean the rest of the week off?"

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gottageek 17

I don't think this is an fml if you know he was joking. I think this is more of a get-a-sense-of-humor.

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skyeyez9 24

"I am dead. I'm gonna eat your braaaiiins."

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shingshangshawn 12

Maybe it was his way of "breaking the tension"! My doctors are horrible at it, but yet they just KEEP trying...! haha

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