Health: Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He... - FML

By Missusluv313 - 17/09/2012 11:25 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

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Missusluv313 9

Monday 17 September 2012 18:48

Hello everyone! Yes, he was joking. I just didn't find that shit funny. And he actually is a good doctor. But to make up for it, he gave me extra time off from work. I don't think he would do that to/for everybody, but I work at that hospital.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Monday 17 September 2012 15:55

I'd like more info as to why he thought you died. XD

torbey 23

Monday 17 September 2012 15:55

Well, Congratulations on not dying!! :)

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pop7467 7

Monday 17 September 2012 21:41

Thats comforting

Smashhoof 15

Monday 17 September 2012 21:43

The reason he thought you died is because he was probably trying to kill you.

hurrican_fml 0

Monday 17 September 2012 23:16

Crappy surgeon isn't he?

sharksfan48 13

Monday 17 September 2012 23:52

Anyone else wondering what the hell made the doctor think OP's dead?

coolbrony12 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 0:37

It's like the one cyanide and happiness comic where the guy finds a wooly mammoth and says "woah! I though you were extinct!" then the mammoth says "oh so our greatest achievement is not being dead? Who gives a shit that we can talk!"lol

manaallovesfmls 19

Tuesday 18 September 2012 1:31

Switch doctors

88vivera 9

Tuesday 18 September 2012 1:38

That's harsh!

Nae15 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 1:48

Oh, that's horrible. Well amen you made it!

floup_fml 13

Tuesday 18 September 2012 2:53

no... maybe something went wrong! you can try again doc.

mariab01 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:12

lol. that's funny but rude at the same time haha

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