By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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FYLDeep 25

I really don't know what you wanted him to say. If he would have gone the other way and made a comment that insinuated that you looked like you'd make a damn good stripper, I bet you'd be just as offended. I think you should take this as a learning experience, because it's not worth getting butthurt over.

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zombicidal 11

is that an in flames jack-o-lantern you sir win twenty points and a gold star

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FYLDeep 25

I've always had the In Flames Jesterhead representing me. It just happens to be a pumpkin now.

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wisese 0

Exactly. It was a stupid question in the first place and it put that checker in an incredibly awkward position.

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zombicidal 11

I know you've always had it but now its a PUMPKIN!

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thebeautybleeds 17

Well it was (probably) obviously a joke, right? If I was him I would have laughed and went on. Maybe have said something like 'nah, you're too classy for something like that.'

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

The OP was only upset about being told "No" because the cashier said no in a douchebag way. If the OP had asked me that question, I would have laughed and said "Nah, man, I think you're a waitress" and then talk to her about her job. Come on man, I'm socially awkward and I know this. :/

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youllneverkno2 0

What a douchebag.

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MMlee 4

You'll never know what he was really thinking....

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RabidBunny 10

People can be pretty harsh. I get lot of comments about the way I look all the time, all of them negative. At least you are the one with a large wad of cash while he is probably working for minimum. Besides, his opinion doesn't matter, the customer is always right! :D

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poptart10170 3

Wow do you LIKE bringing yourself down? You must not be a fun person to be around.

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every1luvsboners 11

He's a professional emo-troll looking for attention. He expects comments like this: RabidBunny, don't be so hard on yourself you're great just the way you are. RabidBunny, I think you're very intelligent, I want to have your babies. He'll grow up one day and realize that his life isn't as bad as he perceives it, or maybe not.

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emmanizzer 6

Maybe he could be trying to sympathize with OP?

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miZscrZee 0

LMAOOO! must be a teenager cashier. AHAHA. damn thats funny.

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acre1996 1

Grown ups are just as immature and assholes as a teenager

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FarSide 22

Oh hell no. If you truly believe that, then YOU are not grown up.

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crownlogic 25

There are assholes and immature people in every age group. You'll learn that as you get older...and I feel weird having to say that to you since you're pretty much the same age as me and you should know that.

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Clubkicker_fml 0

Haha! Should of whacked him with your wad of money

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leadman1989 15

Why would you even say something like that? Thats like saying... Well I was at the register today and I had some blood on my sleeves so I asked you probably think I'm a serial killer don't you? You just end up looking creepy!

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lostintime94 5

I would have said "can I speak to your manager?" then see what his reaction is!! Who's got the power now mothaa fuckerrrr!! Lol

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every1luvsboners 11

Being a cashier he knows that strippers don't eat. Their bodies need nothing more than drugs and alcohol to keep their fine physique, ass juggling and lactation shows going. Yeah, I just stereotyped all strippers, but I love them, just not in public. And only between the hours of 1 and 3 am behind closed doors. Some people support the homeless, I support the topless.

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zombicidal 11

why leave out the bottomless? they need love too

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every1luvsboners 11

Due to troubles in my past, I'm no longer allowed in bottomless strip clubs. But yes, I agree they do need love too.

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zombicidal 11

we've all made that mistake that's why the local strip club gave Monte the bouncer a bull whip for these rare occasions

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FarSide 22

Well if the other person had not been 12, maybe you would not have gotten in so much trouble...

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rmeyer6 0

he thought that because you were wearing clothes ;)

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plizz3 2

YDI for asking.... but at least you know that your making money off of your drink making abilities and not just your looks...ultimate fulfillment

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Okayitwasme 0

Yup strippers only last a few years. ON average that is. Where as a bar tender talent can turn anybody into a stripper at any age! Lol

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