By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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Torva_fml 16

yea, I Read this when I was moderating some FML's, was a pretty good one ;)

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hartrum 0

is that about my comment

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barrett44 0

I say prove him wrong, go behind the counter, give him the business, walk home with grociers free no charge.

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OfficeNinja 5

Maybe it was a "heck no, you don't look like a ****" kind of thing?

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xobabylove 0

Look at it this way... Hell no is a compliment, being your own woman is what makes you. YOU. hell no was meant as u don't look like a trash bag, it's a good thing obv.

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eff5 0

You were supposed to say, "Guess where I went to last night?"

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iluvcrazipepl 9

Damn. Tell him to **** off. He shouldn't make comments like that cuz u probably make more than him. And who is he to judge? It's one guy for crying out loud!!

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BuhBuhBoomer 2

I agree with what some others have already said, maybe you don't want to look like a stripper? Lol. Maybe he was saying you look clean, and you don't look like a *****. Not all strippers are good looking.

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