By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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xLoLa_fml 6

Well what did you want him to say? Yes you look like a dirty ****? OP put him in an awkward position.

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perdix 29

"My guess is that you're a 'something'." (Before you scroll all the way back to the top, the OP said, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something.") The cashier has evidently never been to a strip club; some of those girls are god-awful disgusting. Especially when several tiles of make-up have fallen off.

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crownlogic 25

Thanks for saving me the scroll at least. So...please explain to me, why people continue to go to these places if the girls are that bad? I can only vouch for what I'm willing to do in my relationships, but seriously, how bad can it be that you want to go see girls with "several tiles of make-up" falling off?

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perdix 29

Strip clubs come in wide varieties of quality. Often the ones that are just topless clubs feature pretty girls, but the all-nude clubs are much less discriminating. If you are paying to look at **** and *******, faces are not that important. I'm not exactly sure how many of these places are still in business now that free Internet **** is so available. I hope this answers your questions.

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every1luvsboners 11

I go to strip clubs for the laughs mainly. When it's 2 am and there's nothing to do the strip club is always open. I haven't been in a couple days though. The have a huge clientele of old, lonely, wealthy guys that actually get their rocks off and spend their entire paychecks on one night of clothed dry-humping. And it's fun to see women with special sexual talents. You ever seen a woman crush beer cans with her bewbz? For $5 she'll do it on your table then pose for a picture with you. That's quality entertainment.

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ashwowa 14

im sorry that is f*d up but this made me laugh OUT LOUD!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaHajazhzhHHH

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littlekim42 0

What a dick! I don't understand why people can't just take a damn joke and make life fun? If someone had said that to me I'd take one of those dollar bills, shove it in their cleavage and motorboat them! Life is too short!

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xweon 8

Why did u even say anything F his life for you talking to him

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ea247 20

I say you ban that guy from your bar

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ididntdoit1980 8

It's the end of the night and we are the only 2 here. I'm drunk you're drunk but I'm not that drunk TAXI!

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crownlogic 25

WELL...I would have kept that comment to myself having worked as a waitress in the past and having to pay in small bills before...but since you didn't and felt the need to share, I would be glad to be explicitly told I don't look like a stripper. I like to think I have some class mixed in with my other (awesome) traits.

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AmethystRain 20

What exactly were you expecting the cashier to say when you asked such a stupid question? Were you just fishing for a self-esteem boost? If so, then maybe you should change your tactics and aim a little higher than wanting to be compared to a stripper.

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