Miscellaneous: Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge...

By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By Wino - 05/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store to stock up on booze for the weekend. After the cashier commented on the size my purchase, I claimed to be hosting a dinner party tonight. I'm not. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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baygirl564 9

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:06

Well u did ask...

guitarbeast 22

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:05

Wow, harsh…

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claudzzzz 5

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:43

burn! haha

MiddleThumb 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:49

Is it really a bad thing that you don't look like a stripper?

KHunnyBear 2

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:12

well I bet you make a hell of a lot more money being a stripper than him.

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:19

were you at Walmart? lol

mserrato 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:23

What a dick

JadedJarOfHearts 3

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:40

Be like stfu your a CASHEIR!!! :)

BradenLock 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:52

Let me get this straight, a GROCERY STORE CLERK was ragging on YOU? You have a large wad of cash, and that cashier is just that, a CASHIER. I would have told him/her that they can judge when they make a "wad" of cash at their job.

SlaveToRetail 10

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:11

A wad of ones isn't much, idiot. Cashiers could do that, too.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:45

Yes, the cashier was rude. But does that mean that everyone on her should insult cashiers and act like they're lower life forms? I think not.

MurphyS94 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:58

So... you're upset because someone told you that you didn't look like a stripper? Huh???

JadeWalker 14

Wednesday 2 November 2011 6:09

i think its a good thing he didnt say yes, cuz if he did that means that you look like a worthless ***** that takes their clothes off for money. so be happy he said no.