By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 808
You deserved it 23 820

Same thing different taste

Comments

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

You said that to a dude??? WTF?? YDI

SailorLove 4

hahaha that sucks. some strippers are really ugly. you must be fugly!! lmao.

Icecream93 4

You obviously never worked in a cashier job. we don't get irritated to count out a ton of single bills, half the time its easier than breaking a $50 for a $3 purchase. and long line, so what choose a different line. me having worked in retail would have NEVER spoken like that, even if i was mad. i had to deal with strippers all the time, most are nasty.

bigkountry209 0

6 umm she gave him permission she just asked you think im a striper he was being honest in his own eyes.

so it could be an fml if he thought you were a stripper as well, so ur life sucks both ways

Maybe he said that because you looked so upper class. meh.. who am I kidding. you're ugly!