Intimacy: Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house...

By Shobz - 26/10/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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In the mood

By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 02:00

Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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Dude walked into a porno…

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 17:59

Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML

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Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

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By Romantic - 15/01/2010 08:33 - United States

Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Keep going!

By Taraa3 - 10/10/2009 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

That sucks n I would shank them

Maxine17 8

Monday 26 October 2009 19:56

D: That's awful Burn them both.

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aquasat 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:56

THAT SUX.. BUT JUST REMEMBER .. KARMAS A BITCH!

Danceswithsmurfs 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:48

I'm really getting sick of these people who say "pics or it didn't happen, after all when you see something like that I'm so sure that the first thing that you think about is that you should take pictures, jeez people use some common sense.

ShaftPumper 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:32

I hate reading about shit like this. I'm sorry to hear

Gumblebum100 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:11

Threesome time!!!!

puppiesarecute 0

Monday 15 February 2010 14:24

your a low life loser. u find ur boyfriend cheating on you and the first thing u do if go on fml. GET A LIFE!!!

richayrton 1

Friday 26 March 2010 2:32

I call fake. it's too clichéd.

piercebuddy 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 7:38

three ways r great u should have joined... suck ur sis and get ****** by him while she's playing with ur ****!!! then make a video and send it to me!! (jk)

missmontreal97 4

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:55

dump him and don't talk to your sister. ever.

few12 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 21:22

Steps FOR REVENGE 1)Shank That guy or Take a pic of him and photoshop it to make him rhaape a teddy bear 2)Get your sister back somehow.

a_2_zee 0

Monday 1 November 2010 5:34

They suck, and you should have had sex with your sister's boyfriend or ex-boyfriend in her bed with all of her Justin Bieber posters watching, oh yah, you should photoshop your boyfriend banging the poster! Do not take this lightly, this means war!!!!!