Miscellaneous: Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age....

By HellaBomber91 - 11/02/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML

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By parker1993 - 03/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML

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You deserved it 77 482

By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 11:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML

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You deserved it 58 873

By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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You deserved it 5 113

By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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GeekLogic 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:08

well, are you fatter?

cooluc 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:09

better question: was the new chair more comfortable?

Comments

dusksdawn 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:58

Sounds like a really interesting psychology experiment....

darkmis1 17

Friday 12 February 2010 2:04

That really sucks, but maybe you should learn from this and start exersizing a little. I'm NOT trying to be rude-I really hope you get the job, but maybe you should see wut else you can do in the mean time.

blingblingbling 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:04

YDI loose some weight fat bitch!

Kimi_kobayashi 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:10

She can lose weight, it's too bad you can't get a new personality, you mean bitch. Judging by your username "blingblingbling" - not only are you an awful person, you are tacky too! what a lovely combination ;]

IDKWhatHappened 0

Friday 12 February 2010 6:26

it's lose, not loose, dumbass. *shakes head @ all the retardation these days*

perdix 29

Friday 12 February 2010 2:06

Maybe you should eat one of the skinny girls and take her chair.

Ajjas013 6

Friday 12 February 2010 2:22

WIN! Best comment ever!

purpleisacolor 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:25

lol #51 win ftw and why is it that just because shes fat shes a bitch? god knows there are plenty of skinny bitches, and being fat does not automatically qualify you as a bitch.

AngryNinja 1

Friday 12 February 2010 2:50

nahh, but it helps. extremely skinny girl are busy choking on their own stomach acid, making them bitchy, while fat girls are hating on skinny girls, making them bitchy. i'm just a bitch for the hell of it. ^.^

purpleisacolor 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:29

haha nice. and while im not saying theres anything good about being fat, cuz theres hundreds of things being skinny makes better/easier/more fun =), cut them some slack they have feelings too! and no i am not fat.

facingforeverr 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:08

you shoulda slapped that bitch in her face then walked your fatass outta there.

htownlove 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:13

Lordlucian 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:21

Ydi for bein fat

chenoko 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:22

can't believe no one has thought of this yet, but maybe the interviewer simply knew the particular chair you were sitting on was broken, wanted to cover his/her ass against getting sued, and phrased it badly

Sun_Kissed18 25

Friday 12 February 2010 2:28

Even if that is so, the OP obviously has some insecurities to work through

purpleisacolor 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:08

the world has insecurities to work through. and to all the shallow bitches that think her getting skinnier, if she even needs to, will improve her life, stfu. throw all the statistics you want at it, you can be happy no matter what, and there sure are a lot of unhappy skinny people! (end rant)

katplayer 4

Friday 12 February 2010 5:27

"there sure are a lot of unhappy skinny people!" Isn't that true. I took some people advice a few months ago and got on a damn treadmill to lose some weight and if anything, I'm more insecure than I was 25 lbs ago. Now I have to worry about gaining weight back. Before I just ate the damn big mac and enjoyed it.