Love: Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three...

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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shiroun 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:50

"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-

djb23 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:52

maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..

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Hazy_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 22:19

So.. how was it? :D

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:29

aww, so many guys are losers like that and never notice a girl's beauty. until you have a cheeseburger.

simplyadisaster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:44

boyz can haz cheezburger?

Plumppotato 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:12

god i hate that. all women automatically expect to be hit on by every guy that ever sees them. and when they do get hit on, more often than not they get offended. and then they come to fml to talk about how offensive some jerk was to them. and when people dont hit on them. they come to fml and talk about how guys never hit on them. those 2 groups of women should get together. have a bitch off competition. id pay to see that. if they were naked....

Plumppotato 3

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:35

ok so i exaggerated a little. not all. my bad.

Feus 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:04

Its probably because it had baccon on it...

jnic 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 8:26

"I went out in public and random people were nice to me but I didn't get picked up." Oh my god, stop ******* whining over nothing. If they thought you were that unappealing, they wouldn't have talked to you at all. For all you know they were trying to flirt, and staying classy instead of the typical "Hey baby you is like sooo hot wanna ****?" that freaks most people out. And you just didn't pick up on that because you're insecure and convinced that nobody will want you. You should've used the opportunity to flirt if you wanted them that badly, don't act helpless.