By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 165
You deserved it 6 928

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-

djb23 0

maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..

Comments

How about you stop being such a lazy bitch and just talk to them rather than expecting everything to come to you?

Sounds like you need to learn to take the initiative.

How dare them not hit on you! dead penalty I say!

IllegalLight 0

What is there to ask about a cheeseburger? -- Can I have it?

So what do you expect every man you see to hit on you? And hey you're probably right that cheeseburger probably is hotter than you!

xljsk17 0

She said she hadn't been hit on in months, so she wasn't saying "How come those guys didn't hit on me? I always get hit on!" Everyone likes to be hit on every so often anyway. It's a nice ego boost I dont think she deserved it

I don't know... I personally rather eat a cheeseburger than a girl :D Mmm...cheeseburgers.

seriouslyFML1 0

how about stop eating cheeseburgers and excercise and guys would maybe hit on you...lol

Bullshet 0

Yeah, because woman who eats a cheeseburger must be fat. Maybe we should all just stick to eating salads so we can appear attractive to liquored up men.

Im with those guys i mean look at it this way Burger:tastes good, dosnt complain, can have sex with and leave, instant, gives you energy on, silent You(all women):Tastes bad, nags, must cuddle after sex, have to work on, must use energy for, loud Pretty open and shut if you ask me

123life 0

They used the burger as an excuse to talk to you. They were too shy to just open a conversation, so they used the burger.