By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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Sylverstone 2

Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.

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skittlebabe 0

I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something

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Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

tell ur husband ur baby comes first, then wait for him to apologize for his rudeness. go ahead, hate on me.

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wwerulez14 6

*Hates on you for your poor grammar*

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sureshotrx 0

If you know his password, go onto his account and start whispering (IMing) random WoW players. Tell them you are a GM and need their password. Or you can spam the chat with WoW gold or leveling websites. This should get a perm ban since you would be using the same computer he does and thus same IP address, so even if he did try to explain to a GM what happened, it would still be breaking the TOS with 2 people on 1 account.

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Zebidee 8

Wow - that's a lot of effort to go to compared to just telling him to get off the ******* computer.

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MetalHead93GB 0

^ agreed. I can't imagine her going onto a computer whilst in labour, logging into WoW and spamming in /2 till their IP gets banned ... oh wait I can but I think it would take a bit more time than unplugging the PC or tell him to ninja the lewt on Roll, /gquit and /camp...

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dius 0

why bother raiding when you replacing purple with green/blue in two days. terribad

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colorsofthewind 0

as i was reading this, there was a WoW ad at the top of the page lol irony.

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Judus_beej 0

wow people grow up. it's a ******* game. wow is the Lamest thing I've ever come across. it's your ******* first child. kill yourself now so your child doesn't have an irresponsible father. too many in the world as it is. q

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thatsrugged 2

lol now the husband has a scorned wife... and a kid... I feel sorry for the guy if shes like most women she will keep that baby weight on for a few years all the while complaining that she cant lose it... this is as much of a FML for her husband as for her :) hahah

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solar_scythe 0

Hit him with something that will remind him of the pain you have endured during labor. Then duump him.

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levin1983 0

wow that's a really dedicated daddy. glad you were allowed to breed him

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Serr 0

There were no signs that he had his priorities out of whack BEFORE you decided to marry him and have his kid? Really?

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