By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
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Peroxide 3

I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake

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Kingdutch 3

That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o FYL

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Peroxide 3

**** off you Australia bashing wankers. I Just rode a kangaroo to school in his awesome pouch, then I got a koala to do my homework. Sick to the power of rad assholes! By the way, we have no George Bushes. We do have one Russell Crowe though who will bash the shit out of you if you cut off his acceptance speech.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

wow it must be fun having to wash off all the mucous of your your clothes and yourself when you get to school it also must be fun going to the hosptal when the kangaroo kicks the shit outta you for trying to fit you r fat ass into a pouch designed for a small kangaroo, also im pretty sure the australian wildlife people are going to be pretty pissed that you are abusisng an endangered species like the koala like that. in short you are not austrailian you are american and are retarded.

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myfriend_youfail 3

And you once again fail to recognize that almost everything Peroxide says is meant to be sarcasm or humor. Durrrrr.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

ya cause everybody spends enough time on here to know how certain people act that so true oh wait most people have a ******* life and dont be a troll on fml coments

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pogostick_fml 2

I barely ever read the comments, let alone become familiar with people's approach to comments, and I can still detect the heavy sarcasm in his post. You must be blonde. Did you honestly think he got a KOALA to do his homework?

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quarty165 0

um, just because she detected the sarcasm doesn't mean she has to think it's funny. she's right. american ignorance isn't funny.

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nzl_fml 0

You do know that Russell Crowe's actually a New Zealander right.

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knad 0

Koalas aren't endangered. Actually, they're pest in some areas.

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agnijay 0

And what the **** is wrong with George Bush? Do you even know? I bet not...

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strata8 0

Whoever said Australia is the most polluting country is wrong. Carbon dioxide =/= pollution.

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blastvortex 3

Despite all the strange toys I've seen in the past several years or retail work - including some rather realistic looking snakes, mind you - it's still more than easy to recognize a real snake versus a fake one. FYL for getting suckered, but YDI for being ignorant.

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

You didn't think to get a stick and poke it first?

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xdyingxwishx 0

Exactly! You should definitely know to be careful about those things.

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otakuzakku 0

far out, you guys are really ignorant. Just because those particular animals are native to Australia doesn't mean we encounter them heaps. We don't have bears in Australia but we're not stupid enough to think Americans see them all that frequently. I personally, living in Australia all my life, have seen maybe one live snake, and when I did, it was a neighbourhood commotion, an out-of-the-ordinary event. You need to realise that the majority of Australians want to be just like Americans, so Australia is basically America with lots of outback and accents. We don't ever see snakes, ever, so this 'YDI for being Australian' bullshit is just proving the ignorance of the posters. I hope they get mauled by the bears they see so often.

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dadog100 0

Nice. I did that to my maid once, although what she thought was a real snake was actually a plastic one, and it was a dark room, on a bottom drawer. I had to get my other maid to clean my room for a while...

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foreverbroke 0

nice. i almost got bit by a snake i assumed was fake, my friends foot was directly above its head and the thing came after me, luckily i was far enough back that it didnt get me when it darted towards me

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quarty165 0

I thought this very reasonable until I saw that you were from Australia. You don't live someplace where all you have to worry about is gardener snakes. You should be more careful with that sort of thing - be sure it's fake before you touch it!

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