Kids: Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little...

By Bugga2018 - 22/05/2016 23:52 - United States - Freeport

Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

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By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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Grounded

By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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Just because you can don't mean you should

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 20:06 - Nigeria

Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML

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I don't know, leave me alone

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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Get on with it

By MyMomIsInsane - 10/03/2015 00:28 - United States - Uniontown

Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML

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awesumous 16

Monday 23 May 2016 15:51

Oh no! Did you at least have wifi and a phone!

MrEpicSqueaky101 18

Monday 23 May 2016 15:51

Wait till she gets older, then you'll be able to get revenge. >:)

Comments

nerd102 19

Monday 23 May 2016 17:14

Good thing there wasn't a fire!

Liamj774 36

Monday 23 May 2016 17:18

I'm

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 23 May 2016 21:30

You're?

socialproduct 19

Monday 23 May 2016 22:28

Either a mis-post or #14 is an existentialist... possibly in a state of deep self reflection.

shanannygians07 28

Monday 23 May 2016 18:09

There are usually so many tools in a basement.. I'm surprised you didn't figure a way out sooner.

socialproduct 19

Monday 23 May 2016 22:30

If the door is locked with a little rope (having trouble picturing it) I'd think the only tool you'd need is your foot.

gilbertclarence 9

Monday 23 May 2016 18:25

red headed step child lol

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 23 May 2016 21:33

You rang?

The_Nova 12

Tuesday 24 May 2016 2:42

I'm so confused about why a basement would have a lock on the outside, or why any internal door would for that matter.

UserDoesNotExist 12

Tuesday 24 May 2016 21:33

That's terrible, she's only 3 years old and I don't even think she even realized she was down there. She doesn't need trauma at a young age.

Grissman3000 10

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:32

I would have busted through that door

donutcallmethat 16

Tuesday 7 June 2016 6:02

What is with doors that lock from the outside? I once rented an apartment with a laundry basement that attached from the porch outside and it had a hook and eye lock on the outside. I removed it, because it made me really feel paranoid. Why was it ever there in the first place?