By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
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maryiah 21

At least he gave you hope.

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iazy9 14

Anything is better than my 3 inch slanger.

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Comments

interesting33 36

He probably was trolling you and could have said it to anyone.

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MattieJH 12

Aw, OP don't take it too hard. Maybe you're just a grower, not a show-er.

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Ameel_fml 19

Don't worry, OP. Many men have small penises when they are flaccid that grow to a perfectly normal length when erect.

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Mr_Loudmouth 9

I noticed OP said middle aged man. This could imply that OP is still young. Possibly a teenager. therefore the commenter was indeed correct in his assumption. It can/will grow. Still creepy as hell though.

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Saikon1357 25

Better question, why did OP take the urinal next to someone else?

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Just_A_Girl_92 2

Don't worry about it OP! It's not the size that matters, but what you can achieve with it. ;)

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Scynistr 20

First and foremost.. Alway leave a stall between you and the next person. Second.. Always stare at the wall in front of you. There can be no eye contact in any way. Last. Do not talk. Just do your business and get out. Or just take a stall..

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