Health: Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a...

By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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FUPA kings

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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maryiah 21

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:32

At least he gave you hope.

iazy9 14

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:32

Anything is better than my 3 inch slanger.

Comments

Feveryoneslife13 11

Wednesday 15 May 2013 16:24

The FML states OP started next to the guy, so he was already there. But even as a girl, I know it's weird to go right next to a guy. Most likely it was the last place open

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 15 May 2013 16:36

Maybe OP is a kid and his penis is normal sized, but since he is young its obviously not gonna be the size of a grown man's. Also if he is young, that guy is a pervert for staring at a young boy's dick.

kthsdm 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 17:10

I read it as "he whispered.. it'll grow"

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:00

as he wrapped his hand around it, stroking slowing, then saying "shhh, you're ok"

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 15 May 2013 17:41

You should have replied: "Don't worry, mine still works on it's own."

jackaced 7

Wednesday 15 May 2013 19:32

He was implying that he has a giant willy. Don't be fooled

brittyed 11

Thursday 16 May 2013 2:15

I don't want to know why he even decided to have a look.

lininnes 6

Thursday 16 May 2013 2:20

No worry OP, to my experience, Mid-aged may have bigger-looking penises but they can't get much longer when they get hard, which ability they are losing as well....