Intimacy: Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted...

By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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beryd 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:45

warmly greeted huh? I bet you were

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:59

Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!

Comments

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:55

Wow, I mean, wtf? Tbf, what else could he do but act like it was normal once he'd been caught in that situation? Though maybe consider reporting him or just avoid those toilets now or something...

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:00

it seemed like he WANTED to get caught. Just presenting himself on top of the counter, in a room he shouldnt have been

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:04

He might've been the cleaner. :P

IHumpYourMother 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:24

haha lululul so funny Cinn. oh wait it wasnt. it was ******* stupid.

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:29

Oh yeah, because your's was so witty and clever I've just died laughing. /sarcasm

blo0_starZz 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 14:02

*yours I've been wanting to do that to you for soooooo long >;D!

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:11

Even I'm allowed to get muddled up on possessive apostrophe rules... :P In fact, grammar isn't even my strong point really.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:56

I've seen that video!

littlemisschat 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:57

where the **** do you go to the loo like?

RebelSoccer94 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:19

Walmart?

Guy_Smily 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:54

that was my first thought... it was the that sits at the door and greets you ; )...

louie111887 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:59

that's kinda funny but gross. I wonder why the guy used the women's restroom?

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:02

because its hotter. if he had been doing his daily deed in the men's bathroom, he'd be considered gay.

louie111887 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:18

you're right :). his fantasy was probably him jacking off and some fine ass girl walks in and they bang. what do ya think of that ? hehe

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:40

you hit the nail right on the head with that one, Louie

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:17

touché

ceddyz17 10

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:05

can I stick my winky in your kitchen sinky. lol

RebelSoccer94 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:31

No you may not!!! I wash my clothes in there jerk >:(

RebelSoccer94 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:17

I know right?! Does your opossum do it too Boners?

RebelSoccer94 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:23

You should be honored. He obviously knew you were coming in and wanted to surprise you in a fun way, but you intruded before he could get to the door and finish. That's when you could have gone over to "lend" him a hand and made it fun for both of you. He was sacrificing his social/public morals and reputation for your entertainment and pleasure. Give him a good, heartfelt shake a thank you. :)