Intimacy: Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted...

By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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Classic Dave

By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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You deserved it 2 752

By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 877

By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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You deserved it 885

By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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beryd 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:45

warmly greeted huh? I bet you were

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:59

Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:38

hey, op, how'd you like the present i left you in the sink?! :D |the kid|

ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:48

Since when does a snake have fur? What an idiot.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 10 April 2011 10:06

Don't hate on a brotha for trying to open the Chamber of Secrets with his snake. That's the only way he can open it in order to retrieve basilisk fangs to destroy horcruxes.

Angi95 3

Monday 25 April 2011 5:08

Haha that's clever.

taytaybirdy 5

Sunday 10 April 2011 10:19

Sounds like fun. Lots of fun.

proski 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:46

tell him to f*** off

benniful 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:37

your picture makes me lawl.. :D

RavenNight 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:06

thts jst gross

MaTT5396 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 16:22

So warmly greated

jared134 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:15

u should have done him

ergo_fml 13

Sunday 10 April 2011 17:49

Call the police!

twister21_fml 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:40

why didn't you join him!

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Same thing different taste

Classic Dave

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