By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Gr?ces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear sporty, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just when a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 488
You deserved it 79
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

ComoEsJuan 24

Mind your own business, you nosey ******* fly!

143 7
devildog562 33

Trying to look sporty, that's a new phrase. Meh it's gross but so high in protein. It'll help you build up that sportiness

118 11

Comments

DocBastard 38

I'm sure your snozzling and look of desperation and terror as you tried to blow the fly out of your nose impressed the hell out of him. Let us know when the wedding is.

44 5
Vita_1 30

How the **** is he supposed to help? Grab tweezers and pull the fly out of her nose? That's nasty.

5 0
quickit 24

Well I'm sure it didn't wasn't a complete buzz kill from him OP.

10 1
quickit 24

Didn't meant to put didn't, I screwed up on the edit.

2 1
isabellasimone 18

That'll be a funny story to tell everyone after you're married!

15 6
yerrkiddingme 2

There once was a fat old lady who swallowed a fly hahahaha

5 16
brewmasterg 34

I'm not certain what you're thinking of but every time I've heard that song it has been just 'there was an old lady/old woman'.

8 0
SnakeEye_454 10

Well thats better than it flying in your mouth and choking on it I guess?

6 2
greg84_fml 21

I love when you are trying to do something and life is giving you the finger.

6 1
patrickeli 15

Lol c'est intéressant qu'une française a écrit ça

0 13