By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
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aback 4

Don't you love it when people fix you up with someone who's "perfect" for you? Really lets you know what they think of you.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lol that sucks. But you can go home and try to forget about it, and your blind date will probably forget about it when he wakes up next morning, so it never happened.

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GirlFromKuwait 0

That sucks! At least you got a story from it... and, because he's drunk, you can make him pay for whatever you eat (make sure he has money first!).

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blastvortex 3

@_@ And you didn't just leave because.... (Well, I hope you at least got a free meal out of it.)

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untalented1 0

if the date was set up on account of you both having matching personalities, then you technically deserved it for either having the personality of a drunk, being a drunk and/or being simultaneously attracted and attractive to drunks. but yeah, it most likely sucks for you. although, i'm willing to bet that he poured the wine down your chest on purpose and not on accident because he was drunk.

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laomaostu 0

you should have left before it happened!

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kukopia 0

Drunks are fun to play with. You shoulda had fun with him, ditched him and then done a 3-way w/ the other couple for a night to remember!

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RaverYusuke 0

That's what happens when you go on a date with someone you've never met. lol

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