By whymanwhy - 13/04/2015 10:43 - Czech Republic

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
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Cortezthe1st 23

Drive him further away from his house and kick him out.

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devildog562 33

If I were you I would have left my date there and been done. At least you didn't put forth years of energy and sacrifice before you discovered he's a P.O.S.

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Onyx3288 22

Also, tell me you didn't actually give his ass a ride

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kingsabbo 10

tell him you're right because he's acting like a bitch so he deserves to be tied up and have ass play

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acommonman 23

Considering what he said doesn't even make a lot of sense, telling him to go **** himself should be more than sufficient.

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Please tell me you left him there in a cloud of dust??

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C00kiesNcream 24

Should have just told him that Mr Grey is aesthetically pleasing; something he could never pull off so he doesn't deserve anything.

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wakemeupplease 21

That sounds like 50 shade of gay! Just saying

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lennon_ 16

I think you should have put him in his place and left him there! But hey at least you saw his true colors on the first date.

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ohSNAPyall 26

What a loss! How will you ever get past this?

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lucie91_fml 12

you should had told him that you knew HIS place and it wasnt in your car...

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