Love: Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore....

By whymanwhy - 13/04/2015 10:43 - Czech Republic

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Just make it stop

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, I’m stuck on a date with a man who got ready by washing his car instead of showering, is proud to never read newspapers because “they lie”, and thinks racist jokes count as witty conversation. I’d have left already but he drove me, there’s no bus stop nearby, and no Ubers in the area. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 17:29

Drive him further away from his house and kick him out.

devildog562 33

Monday 13 April 2015 17:29

If I were you I would have left my date there and been done. At least you didn't put forth years of energy and sacrifice before you discovered he's a P.O.S.

Comments

aedar 16

Monday 13 April 2015 18:02

I am ashamed that there are men like this in our country, but believe me OP as far as I know most of us aren't like this...

flexseal 14

Monday 13 April 2015 18:03

sounds like a winner alright (sarcasm)

Based_Muhmd 12

Monday 13 April 2015 18:16

That dude should learn some respect.

micassures_fml 19

Monday 13 April 2015 18:17

Well Grey is a dominant but not an asshole with Ana!

myoukei 31

Monday 13 April 2015 19:56

Nah, just a rapist.

msmedieval 11

Monday 13 April 2015 18:30

What an asshole! I hope you told him off then left him stranded there.

ea247 20

Monday 13 April 2015 18:45

And then thats when you say, "why dont you get mr.gray to give you a ride home?!".

fml510605 16

Monday 13 April 2015 18:56

What guy watches 50 shades of grey??

Selene1090 26

Monday 13 April 2015 18:57

I thought most men hated that book? He obviously has issues.

kalbrek009 20

Monday 13 April 2015 19:39

Most men do hate the book, I read the 1st of the 3 just to see what all the hubbub was & didn't bother with the other 2...don't hate it per se...yet it is a poorly written book of a mysogynistic pig of a man, in my opinion.