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By Alec - 10/12/2012 07:01 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2018 03:00

Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML

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By zed - 09/09/2012 17:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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Monday 10 December 2012 12:10

Plot twist: it's actually her father.

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Monday 10 December 2012 12:10

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Comments

rocketiquette 20

Monday 10 December 2012 15:36

Look at it this way, she will definitely never forget you or that date. I say it's a win

AtomicRebirth 11

Monday 10 December 2012 15:39

These types of experiences make great stories later on. You'll be able to look back on this someday and laugh.

mercsl65 7

Monday 10 December 2012 15:40

Just go fr another walk. He wil be gone by the time you get back

lsdecaria1 5

Monday 10 December 2012 16:30

I would have killed that homeless guy in front of your date to show how manly you are.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 10 December 2012 16:49

This is why I don't leave stuff in plain sight in my car. Not saying YDI at all, though.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 10 December 2012 16:53

Drag that bitch out of the car and beat him.

supportcommand 17

Monday 10 December 2012 17:03

Hobos are a lot like raccoons. They can smell food a mile away. And if you don't lock it up properly, you can bet your ass they will get into it.

poopshreds 10

Monday 10 December 2012 19:00

shoulda left him a fork then, jeez!

vbmg152 18

Monday 10 December 2012 19:22

Wow! Where the heck do you live? I'm in a pretty big city & I've never heard of anything like that!

kate3101 15

Monday 10 December 2012 20:10

As much as it sucks to have someone break into your car, F his life for being so hungry that he broke into a car to eat someone else's leftovers. I am sad that there are so many people here so lacking in compassion for another human. No-one chooses to live their life sleeping in alleys and peeing in their clothes. It's not like it's a great life. If someone makes bad choices, has terrible luck or is a victim of abuse does that mean we should just write them off, ignore them or treat them as less than human. They were all bright-eyed kids once.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 10 December 2012 22:43

I'm glad to see that someone thinks like me. I was starting to lose faith in humanity in front of this display of sheer selfishness and indifference to other people’s sufferings. Although I agree that finding your property ruined is not nice, if it happened to me, I’d still count my blessings that it was not me being reduced to such extremities.