By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

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hahaha *going into my favs* this is hilarious. although yeah, fyl, he's a creeper, get away from him as fast as you can.

Lala_Land14 0

Alright that is just ****** up. DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!!!!!

This doesn't surprise me. I met a guy at a bookstore who seemed really cool, so I gave him my number. He got really weird and sent me texts calling me "princess" and telling me how much he wanted to impregnate me. When I didn't respond he would alternately send nasty, rude messages calling me names and then ones apologizing and saying he loved me. Such a freak.

summersong89 0

AHAHAHA that is hilarious but yet i feel very sorry for you, because what he said is also extremely creepy...

JillianIsLoveee 0

You should have started planning names and outfits and even colleges for you 'children to be' See if he was joking or serious.

if you look at her comment farther down the page youll know he was deff. serious...and then some. what a creepy bastard hahaha

APit 0

thats the funniest thing i ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna go around saying that to everyone!

Ibeapirate 0