By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

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This... is my new favorite FML. No lie. xD What a creeper. But that's sooooooo hilarious.

fourwheelsoffury 0

Wow....... that is awesome. bahahahahahaha

creepermagnet 0

You know, #190...I always thought that too.

rachelhuggo 0

HAHA. This story is hard to believe though because people this creepy don't act normal and then just blurt out the creeper statement of the century. Plus, who says "plump" ?

If he was joking, that'd be so cool! If not... ehhh..

creepermagnet 0

#179--thanks! I did find someone better, and hopefully won't be plump with anyone's seed anytime soon...

O.o if it happened today and your dating someone else, wtf? dam you move quick dont ya