By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.

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Lmao I love creepy people they are the highlight of my day

ROTFL did you say "Yes, and we shall water it daily"?

thereitgo 1

haha thats freaking hilarious. and amazingly creepy but funny nonetheless. reminds me of a 4chan troll story, except irl. FYL

LMFAO OMG THIS IS AMAZING. AMAZING FML. WOW. THIS IS AMAZING. I AM LITERALLY LMFAO. I HOPE IT DOESN'T REALLY FALL OFF. haha **** being first, i'm number 250, bitchessss hahaha

Tripodi 0

Super l0lz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 hahaha

Zombie_ADD 0

wtf dont stay away he wants your babys! :D he probably likes you allot (:

#146 -- You do realize that there are TONS of starbucks all over, right? I doubt it was the same date. However, if it was then you need to rethink your friends.