By creepermagnet - 06/04/2009 19:39 - United States
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Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.
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Given the stuff about the pregnancy and the religious undertones of his stalking, maybe he is God and he wanted you to be the vessell for his immaculate conception? In which case, nothing too freaky about it.
WHAT THE ****????? hahaha that is the funniest thing I have ever read.
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hahaha its kinda funny.. maybe he was joking... or trying to scare u away!!! guess it worked hey?
#268 is win. hahahaha. I can totally see that, ugh.
omg.. wow O_o creepy stalker much?? "plump with my seed".. lmao!
no comment on this one, too disturbing
I bet the next thing he said was "Help me spawn the demon child..." Man, the guy is twisted. But thanks for the laugh... :-) I sometimes wonder how many of these entries are true, but matter of fact is, I don't care, and it doesn't matter! Good luck! B.
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D: oh god.