By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 617
You deserved it 30 231

Same thing different taste

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chocofudges 3

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

Comments

you better give good head or that's not gonna last long

I hope right after he asked you farted and said no he can't:D

Sounds like you bonded over bodily gaseous emanations. You can totally build a relationship based on that.

jewbies 0
Master_Of_Sand 0

YDI. Girls shouldn't burp. That's disgusting.

1121osu2110 0

your an idiot. girls have the same body functions as a man and we do fart aswell as burping. get over it... that's prob why your single bc your pig.

you're 'a man' should be men as well you're Please don't feed the trolls.

Schizomaniac 24

There were a lot more mistakes than you pointed out. If you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, do it correctly.

Schizomaniac 24

77, there were a lot more mistakes than you pointed out. If you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, do it correctly.

1121osu2110 0

why the hell are u worried about the way I txt. I graduated top of my class and I know proper grammer but I chose not to use it. kept too your self jackass!

It's easier to understand what you're talking about when you talk properly, and it makes you seem more intelligent. It's also less irritating to some people.

You chose to not use proper grammar? Good decision. This way makes you appear so much more intelligent and credible.

Wait. What? You graduated at the top of your class, but you can't spell 'grammar'? Your grammar, actually, is atrocious.

99 I would never describe myself as a grammar nazi, I was simply poking fun because in her post she chose to someone an idiot. If you're such a grammar nazi-nazi, please, feel free to point out absolutely everything wrong with her post. Then you can continue to berate me on my failings.

plus then the intelligible men can weed you out of the herd to make sure you're not accidentally seen as a catch

perdix 29

For your exceptionally disgusting display, you should have said, "Yes, and you could even Dutch Oven me." Fair's fair.

WorkThatButt 2

104 ure not funny either. perdix is pretty much the top 1 commentor on this whole site for being funny. cinn is number 1 also as the most intelligent