Love: Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick,...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

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By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

Well does it?

chocofudges 3

Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

Comments

talun 10

Monday 27 September 2010 18:35

The guy thought OP was showing her true colors?

TransitionCovery 0

Monday 27 September 2010 18:35

You should

ijrnelson 0

Monday 27 September 2010 18:38

yes.

Peacewind 0

Monday 27 September 2010 18:54

Omg! lol your dating an awesome guy. you deserve that! lol

kel_pie 1

Monday 27 September 2010 18:57

haha

Idahoarmywife 3

Monday 27 September 2010 19:02

After he asked that you should have tore ass and said,"Only if you can beat that." I won my hubby's heart in a farting contest.

docfan 0

Monday 27 September 2010 19:06

let him, he deserves it :D

Schizomaniac 24

Monday 27 September 2010 19:28

You deserve it for further blocking your airways while you were choking. You're lucky you didn't pass out or die.

analyzewithin 0

Monday 27 September 2010 19:31

Yes, yes it does.  Once it has been done, burping or farting, the point is lost. And it is free game! +/-

dirtyoldman27560 0

Monday 27 September 2010 19:37

Sounds to me like he has a good sense of humor.

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