Love: Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick,...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

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By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

Well does it?

chocofudges 3

Monday 27 September 2010 15:59

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

Comments

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 27 September 2010 19:39

OP, you should just give up the whole dating thing now. You obviously don't have any chances to succeed in this game :D

abcde_fz 0

Monday 27 September 2010 20:05

#92 your relationship in two words: it stinks. :p

crobcrob 1

Monday 27 September 2010 20:10

that is not an FML, it's fantastic! I do hope you said yes.

suprmidgt 0

Monday 27 September 2010 20:23

I don't get the fml? we've all swallowed food wrong and the guy was cool about it.

dreamsmean 3

Monday 27 September 2010 20:57

LOL!!!! i love thisss!!!! perfect

JanisEvans 10

Monday 27 September 2010 21:20

That's awesome. Ye clearly found each other.

tamie306 5

Monday 27 September 2010 21:24

he didn't notice you were choking?

cul8r 4

Monday 27 September 2010 22:02

This is good enough to be the one memorable oneliner of a big Hollywood romantic comedy. This is "When Harry met Sally"-level! Great!! You should have posted it on IMMD.