Love: Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the...

By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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First Dates

By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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Anxiety zits

By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I have a second date with someone I like. Usually, I have a minor acne problem, but this week I've had four of them. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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What's up with your nose?

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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By Rach - 08/08/2018 23:30

Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML

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By zitgirl - 14/02/2012 14:14 - United States

Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:52

Sorry to hear that OP, but if he is that inconsiderate and is willing to make fun of something that is a completely natural process, maybe he doesn't deserve you.

trulypar 34

Wednesday 26 August 2015 12:54

At least he wasn't staring at your boobs...sorry OP.

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newyearstandup 13

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:39

I feel bad I laughed at the reference. Sorry OP. We've all been there. Better luck next time.

iwin8166 13

Thursday 27 August 2015 23:37

Well it really depends on if it was in a mean way or a joking way. If he played it off as a joke he much really like her and was just trying to lighten the moon

BobbybobGlob 3

Friday 28 August 2015 3:14

*a unicorn

CuddlemeNot 10

Friday 28 August 2015 18:28

Why didn't you pop it than-.-

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 7:42

How did he handle it when you said there was never going to be a second date?

xXmrmayorXx 21

Tuesday 1 September 2015 13:10

If he laughs at you because of one pimple, then he's not worth it.

lol_pancakes 3

Saturday 5 September 2015 23:40

SHOW OFF THAT ******* UNICORN HORN GIRL!!!!

weezypanda420 22

Sunday 20 September 2015 18:42

He didn't have to be an ass about it

AstraelEventide 10

Friday 2 October 2015 11:36

You should have laughed and thanked him for comparing you to a beautiful mythical creature and that since you're obviously such a rare find that you don't have time to deal with his immature bullshit.