By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
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Racky_fml 14

Well at least you weren't complaining all the time.

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Seany_93 17

Hahahah!! Ahh im sorry, dam brother, keep ya head high though mate

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

If he keeps his head high then the puke will land on his face

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liv_graham 7

either you're out of shape or she pushes you too hard. If you didn't scare her off, I'd suggest asking her to try an easier path, until you feel ready to try a more challenging one.

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your_ma 27

Incorrect. If he tells her he wants to do an easier route he'll look even worse than running partner #1. If she takes him out running again he needs to just suck it up, and have nothing to eat for a few hours beforehand. She'll respect him for not being a whiney little bitch and pushing himself.

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gribbles 12

22 - completely agree. Keep running, keep throwing up. It'll only get better from here, until then... Happy vomiting!

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MariJ82 14

I wonder how her 3rd running partner will fare...

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KirstenZ 6

It's okay, op. at least you weren't complaining throughout the run and you managed to reach the top together with your crush.

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wagne057 6

Just tell her you ran so hard you puked. Better than her thinking you're out of shape if that's the case.

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CharresBarkrey 15

If you run so hard you puke, you ARE out of shape.

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moonfull101 13

Awkward , but you can always start to work out and match her level.

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DvDPlayerDude 5

Could have gone worse, you could havepuked on her, but how did she react anyway?

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RedPillSucks 31

He didn't have diarrhea, he puked. So shit definitely did not happen. That would have been a whole nother FML "Today, I was running with my crush when I shat myself"

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qirde_15 5

good thing though she didnt push u right off the hill

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