By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Raiderwrstler65 0

lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

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chloelove210 0

OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!

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beertime36 0

maybe you'd have liked this "my mom waa right, you have great feeding breasts." better?

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grrrarrrg2 2

Im sure he meant it as a compliment/joke with throwing his mom in there. Still kinda awkward for a first blind date.

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ericalew_xo 0

I take it as a compliment when people say I have breeding hips. Lighten up, OP. Atleast he didn't say you had lanky boy hips.

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FarSide 22

I can tell from your picture you have great breeding hips. Consider yourself complimented(?)

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shanster 3

you don't have breeding hips, you just have a fat ass, there's a difference.

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DiNoBeAr 0

you sir, are an asshole all has been said

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Silentknight 0

Feminist: "and you're basing that on what, exactly"? same thing you're basing your gender generalizations on: rage and hot air. now go make me a goddamn sammich.

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hooves04 0

Man he's saying he likes your curves, duhhh

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hooves04 0

lessssssbian. not all men are dickheads.

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ericalew_xo 0

42 (iPhone) Thanks?

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LightScout03 0

First of all There is nothing sexier then "birthin" hips especially when there is something low cut hanging off of them....

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avfcfan89 0

why are you getting so butt hurt about this? i think it's a good thing, your going to have healthy kids.

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