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Why would it be a "first" date if he totally ignored you? Sounds like a last date to me.
He what? I wasn't listening!
And the worst thing about it is, she doesn't know that she is dead.
Hahahahaha I cracked up at that ^^
OP: so , did you put out?
69 wins this page. I love posts that mention other FMLs. :P
I apologized for that
Well that's what you get for being embarrasing to the human race.
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Today, some strange girl sat at my table during lunch break. She wouldn't stop staring at me, and kept asking me about my hopes and dreams. I tried to avoid eye contact and ate my lunch so fast, I had bad gas for the rest of the day. FML
then make sure there isn't a second date. end of story.