By Username - 16/04/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML
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xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6

horny octopus, really?? well things can only get better.....

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

lol I can't stop laughing and maybe he is your perfect match for you haha jk but maybe fine someone better for your self

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OctoberYoshi 5

At least he didn't throw up when he tried to kiss you. Also what did you mean by horny octopus? :S

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cyanidesandwich 21

im pretty sure "wiled" isnt a word. wouldnt it be "while" or "whilst"?

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dave3 3

dude gets drunk on first date, sounds like a alki

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Tysonator 0

YDI for getting a divorce. Shouldn't've rushed into marriage so early the first time!

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LesCDeal 6

Wow, way to jump to conclusions.

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11jackson11 0

Only if she hunts crocodiles. (spell that right?)

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