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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By whatever - 09/08/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 985

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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You deserved it 6 592

By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 076

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 628

By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 797

ebonyirony 29

Monday 8 June 2015 14:29

kind of cute

kingcaper817 14

Monday 8 June 2015 14:27

Well you sure know how to make an impression

Comments

limabeans101029 20

Monday 8 June 2015 15:53

At least the date went well!

ajs1987 15

Monday 8 June 2015 15:59

First ever date, and now he's her boyfriend; OP moves quick.

KrDizzy 16

Monday 8 June 2015 16:55

Maybe they submitted the FML after they got into a relationship. After all, she/he did say the date went well..

toriaraek10 2

Monday 8 June 2015 16:25

"I went on one date with this chick. She got stuck in my driveway trying to leave and already refers to me as her "boyfriend" after 1 date. Fml.

jberg583 12

Monday 8 June 2015 16:43

I once got stuck in a snow bank, yup, it is awkward

RuBloKon 15

Monday 8 June 2015 17:00

Could've used it as an excuse to stay the night; wouldn't rate ops strategy.

Sportey 9

Monday 8 June 2015 17:18

At least the ice is broken

bigjake 11

Monday 8 June 2015 18:10

I'm wondering why he wouldn't be the one dropping you off at your house? Did he at least pay for the dinner?

limabeans101029 20

Monday 8 June 2015 18:33

Maybe he can't drive, or maybe OP just wanted to drive him home. I don't see the issue really. And I don't see why he should have to pay for dinner. Me and my boyfriend usually split the bill, and I drive him home because he doesn't have a car at the moment.

rockwrench 18

Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:50

I was wondering the same thing #36. Guess I'm old school. Probably the way I was raised. You know, hold the door open for ladies, go meet the parents, pay for the date, and so on. Things have changed. Everybody's different. Thats what makes the world go around. Ok, you down vote now.

angeluscado 15

Tuesday 9 June 2015 2:43

Maybe OP is another dude?

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 8 June 2015 18:32

I'm wondering why you call someone you've dated one time your boyfriend.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 8 June 2015 18:40

I don't see so much of a problem with this...but what I really want to know is how you got into the ditch But it's one way to meet his parents and a story to laugh about later