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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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Dancing With The Stares

By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By gb - 18/08/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2016 8:35

It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

Miss_Chevious 37

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:29

Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

Comments

stp9782 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:56

You should have said you won't think that after I'm done widening your holes!

stp9782 11

Sunday 31 January 2016 5:21

I was tired when I posted this I'm sorry

Mpii 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:59

She hasn't seen me yet then.

beeferjay 34

Saturday 30 January 2016 9:08

show her the D then rape her with your eyes... 60% of the time it works, every time

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 9:23

I hope you moonwalked out of the club

MyKarmaisBad 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 9:28

Carlton, is that you? ^^

hamrtym 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 4:02

That would be unusual

luvlu444 24

Saturday 30 January 2016 9:31

I guess they haven't heard Michael Jackson any time recently

MOOSE786 8

Saturday 30 January 2016 9:58

Same here bro :(

WAKingUP91 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 10:07

Hi, I'm white black guy #51. I'm the black guy that blast Hour of Penance, Blood Red Throne, & Vital Remains. Welcome. (your T-shirt will arrive in the mail)