By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
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RageWolf16 31

It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

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Miss_Chevious 37

Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

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pasupathymuthu 16

Don't give a shit about impressing girls. If you feel like dancing, just go and dance like you want, making your wildest moves. That is when you will impress them.

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interesting33 36

Apparently guys that dance with really confident moves and lots of whole body movements are more attractive to women - scientifically

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Leauge 13

Op they insulted you unless you took that as a compliment, you don't deserve them. Find someone that's worth your time and effort.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I think this whole acting black/white thing is extremely ridiculous.

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feven 32

I don't see why people got weirded out. That sounds like a VERY entertaining/ funny situation.

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cornwallus24 8

If your going to try out your new dance fever moves.Try doing it towards closing time.

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