By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
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RageWolf16 31

It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".

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Miss_Chevious 37

Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."

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scottishoatmeal 22

I really wanna know what she's means by that

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mrBearBear 11

Why do guys think every girl is so impressed by dance moves? Like ok you can dance, doesn't mean we're gonna want to go home with you or date you.

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TAntobella 14

.....aaaww, what a lovely stereotype. That's one idiotic girl you won't miss anyway.

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coraline123c 23

Girls don't want dance moves, girls want sweet talking

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sk8erd 15

Sounds like something i'd do, honestly lmao. But forget them! they're probably jealous!

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LyricaSilvan 29

The mental images this brings up are hilarious.

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Xamry14 10

*sigh* Afraid this title already belongs to my husband. He wears cowboy hats, boots, drives a lifted f150 and used to have an f350 and listens to nothing but country lol. At least he fits in with my family and the area lol. And good thing I don't care for stereotype people

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