By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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ICastillo 24

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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wagne057 6

So long as you don't like the Voldemort or Umbridge breeds.

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chriswright1888 10

Dumbledore is the breed of my zebra!

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billyz77 24

I used to be married to a Dumbledore. When we met, she was Susan Dumbledore. But we grew apart and she divorced me and ran off with her gynecologist.

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cartooncharacter 9

Suppose that's got to be hilarious, because of his gynecology work, he probably pleases her more than you ever could. FYL.

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gracehi 31

Low blow, dude. Where's the ref on this one?

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thatonename 7

The refs are calling for an immediate eviction from the game on account of the possibly meanest comment I've ever seen on this sight.

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billyz77 24

While I very much appreciate the support from #100 and #108 after the unprovoked attack by #79, I gotta admit, he's probably right. Or, more likely, since the gynecologist looks at hundreds of vaginas every day, he's probably not too thrilled about having to come home and see the exact same thing.

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yourmurderscenex 13

wow, 79 you are a complete jackass.

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EsotericBrent 29

119 I'm surprised he's not sick of them already and then she'll pry leave him to. Marriage is overrated anyways, good time to get trim and hit up the divorced women lookin' for love.

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Faff 20

i doubt any straight man would get sick of vaginas

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mmaflake 19

The problem there is gynos usually see more sick vaginas than healthy. Big nasty stinky cheesy ones.

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sugarshane007 20

That was a real wizard of a choice, perhaps it'll imbue your relationship with magic.

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gutoputo 4

At least you brought some magic into the date, right? Right? ... Sorry for that, guys. Well, If he dumps you for THAT, you won't be missing much.

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lilhellian 26

Don't let the nargle get him.. Nasty lil bugger they are...

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perdix 29

I've never seen a "huge dog-person." What did he look like? Did he have a wet nose and floppy ears? Or a tail? Could he lick his own balls? I guess not, because if he could, why would he go out on a date?

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lilhellian 26

If he could lick his own balls why would he need anyone else?

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perdix 29

#24, did you read my entire comment? I didn't realize I was going into "tl;dr" territory.

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lilhellian 26

I honestly thought I read the whole thing.. :/ Sorry

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perdix 29

K #40, I was going to write "OK," but I was afraid you might drift off after the O. Hahahahahaha :D

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stargirl_95 24

Introducing...the Dumbledore! The breed of dog for the muggle who wants to add a little magic to his life

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Ukeee_X 19

I don't really think this is an FML moment. It's funny, and I'm sure he laughed. If he didn't... Why not?

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