By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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KingCeltic77 18

Do you and Hagrid walk dogs together? Probably not, those three-headed dogs are pretty aggressive.

maybe its just me, but that probably would've won me over!

bmgt 4

Huge dogs are my choice over the smaller varieties as well.

I'd laugh at that and start a convo over it. If he doesn't want to be with you over something like that, it's his loss, not yours, OP. IMO, that would be a cute story to tell friends about a first date.

That would be a dumbledor since Labrador's generally act dumb sometimes & if crossed with a Doberman it'd be like a dumb, yet protective dog that goes insane later in life because its brain keeps growing (as dobie's brains do) while the skull however, doesn't.

I was really conflicted on whether to like this or not, because I really like your picture. But this was just one stupid comment.

onorexveritas 23

I love dumbledores!!!! xD hilarious.