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By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By Kasnt - 03/10/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:04

Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

dudemitch 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

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technoZombie 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:19

yea you shouldn't have helped her, its not your job and people have sued over that crap before....

kansas555 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 19:32

at least you didn't have to wipe her!

xkarina71692x 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:25

well, you dont have to be a dick about it. one day, when you have an " obese, old-lady ass" im sure your gonna want help gettin your panties up, too, bitch.

reetah 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:33

good for you for doing the right thing!! I'm sure karma will be very nice to you in the future.

QJD 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:14

I shuddered at the words " Obese, old lady ass" Im scared to go to sleep tonight after reading this.

i_love_lemon_pi 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:53

WOW. thats insane. ahah. i dont know what i would have done. probably just ignored it. your a kinda person.

squeaky_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:22

your life isn't ******. You don't have to ask strangers to help you put on your underwear!

lewalrus 4

Friday 15 May 2009 5:01

Today, my friends finally convinced me to go out to a nice restaurant since I was feeling down because of my looks. I had to go to the bathroom and when I finished, I realized I couldn't reach my panties. Feeling so utterly depressed and hating myself I started crying when I heard someone walk in and after a few minutes, she offered help. I thought it was a selfless act and completely mortified and embarrassed I let her help me. As I was about to thank her I noticed her discomfort and her grossed out look, although she didn't say a word. I started crying again. FML

therissa 0

Friday 15 May 2009 5:06

Yeah also wondering how she got them down in the first plac.e =/ If this is true, it would be really embarrassing to be her. And would have been really nice of you to help if you didn't turn around and insult her on a huge internet site right after. Everyone keeps talking about karma. So which aspect is coming back to you?

lolllll_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:48

wow. you're a bit of a jerk. i'm glad you helped her but you were probably making the most revolting face while you did it. if you were embarrassed, she probably felt 100000000x worse.