By bathroomseww - 12/05/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 82 164
You deserved it 12 405

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.

dudemitch 0

ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.

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aww i feel bad for her :( still, not alot of people would have helped. your a sweetie!

Really? Really. You are not a nice person just someone who cares about appearances and doesn't want to look like a jerk. And all you people saying eww gross and what not who do you think you are? Some people have different diseases and ailments that make it impossible for them to lose weight. Ever heard of diabetes? And to the people wondering how she got them on in the first place, it's a completely different situation when it's early in the day and she was well rested, and had plenty of moving space, and wasn't stuck within the confines of a small stall. This shouldn't be an FML and to say it is...well in my eyes it takes away all the good you did in this situation. I hope for your sake that you don't find yourself in a similar situation when you're old and have an obese ass. Karma huh...yeah we'll see how that one goes now.

Blind_Ninja 0

SHould have told her that's what she gets for getting that fat in the first place and for her to go commando. If I was that fat using a public restroom and I couldn't get my underwear on, I'd pull them off. As a matter of fact, if I was that fat, I wouldn't be in a restaurant. I'd be eating healthier and doing the best to my ability to get my weight low enough so that I can at least function without the help of others. I would not sympathize with somebody that I fat. I sympathize for fat kids because it's their parents fault and not theirs... but once you hit a certain age and still live like a fat ass and allow yourself to continuously get more fat, then you ******* deserve to get caught with your panties down.

oogoa 0

So how did she get them down, is what I'm wondering.

You cancelled out your "place in heaven" by being vindictive enough to post this story on the website. This woman has just realized that due to her age and situation, she'll probably never be able to reach that far again, and all you can do is feel bad for yourself.

turiya04 0

Yeah, as others have said, you had a choice and you did the nice thing. There's no real FML here, unless she was sweating balls and you got chubschmear all over you.

drwcomics 1

While it's true that doing such a thing may have been gross, congratulations, you're a good person. When push came to shove, you stepped up and sacrificed your personal well being to help someone else, when you easily could have just gotten up and walked away. You have some serious good Karma coming your way.

Had no choice, but to leave her there? :)

She's not real bright--she could have just kicked them aside and gone commando. She had to have known by now her arms don't reach that far, anymore. How the hell did she get them on, stretch them across the stairs and fall into them? Just leave the damn things. Did she think a lot of guys were going to do up-skirts on her? Good on ya for helping her out, but jeeze.

hahayou12345 0