By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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lelo_lala 0

You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.

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eric237 0

this fml makes you sound like a rapist

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rt523 0

to all the people arguing about whether he loved her or not...you don't typically break the neck of someone you love, drunk or not! lol jk, im sure you didn't mean to but next time try sobering up before you kiss her. and i really hope you weren't drunk driving.

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member0987654321 0

first of all.. wtf? that sucks and uhh 103 you're a dumbass. drunk. enough said. and drunk driving, dayum holmes, gotta get that shit under control! call a cab or something. just don't get into your car! and yeah, for being thaaat drunk, especially around a girl you think you love, is dumb.

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badboy6865 0

lenny? ... the best laid plans of mice and men oft go gang agley... ill be suprised if any of u young'uns that peruse this website actually get this

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wichitagirl87 0

drunk ass. i woulda gave you a nice kick in the ball sack! lol

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trthorson 0

"Today, a guy who thinks he loves me, tries to kiss me, drunk, and instead twists my head. I'm now in a neck brace. FML."

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yojoeletsmakeout 0

#105 i just finished reading 'of mice and men' and as soon as i read this, i thought of lennie and curley's wife. anyway, definitely YDI. i would dump you if i was her.

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were_giraffe 2

Not only did you kiss her drunk and screw up her neck.... um... WHO was driving? Because if it was you... hell if you're too drunk to kiss a girl right, you're too drunk to even THINK about getting behind the wheel. Seriously. That's ******* lame.

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Sock_fml 0

A future drunken wife beater-and-a-half

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xThatRandomGirlx 0

#60, I can't think of anything more idiotic to say about drunk driving. I know several people whose lives were ruined by it. Try saying all that to them and see how they react, asshole. #101, I highly doubt she'll understand something like this.

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