By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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lelo_lala 0

You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.

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eric237 0

this fml makes you sound like a rapist

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danulp02 0

don't drive drunk. and yea... #60, i hope you get a DUI very soon

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95camarov6 0

I really hope you got a DUI on the way home too.

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kimboandy1701 0

you shouldnt drive drunk stupid.

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ssnickel 0

You were driving drunk, you asshole. You're lucky that's the only stupid thing you did. You could've killed someone.

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wajohns09 0

Drinking and driving, shame on you. Perhaps someone should twist your neck, and shame on her for getting in the car with you.

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xClarkGable 0

You're ******* dumb and shouldn't have a license. Also, don't get drunk next time.

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LittleGreenBean 0

WOW roflcopter!, the comments are often just as funny or more funny than the fml line. I have to say, it was slightly implied that you were drinking and driving. So in the event that you were; rot in hell you son of a bitch, you could have killed her, yourself, or an innocent other driver or pedestrian if in the event that your werent. haha your very smooth, your DD must have had an interesting time with her trying to explain to the paramedics what happened. you could have atleast warned her so she could brace herself ya drunktard. Better luck next time, if she takes you back.

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