By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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lelo_lala 0

You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.

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eric237 0

this fml makes you sound like a rapist

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procrastination_ 0

you deserve to have two broken legs for driving drunk.

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collegegrad2009 0

Ok if you were so drunk trying to make out caused you to hurt her neck you clearly were also to drunk to drive. Do us all a favor kill yourself before you kill someone else by running them over because your next FML will probably read "Today, I was driving after leaving the bar and some asshole was walking on the side walk when i lost control, now i need a new windshield. FML"

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ShadowMystika 0

um. **** HER life? Hopefully you learned something from this experience. If you really do love her, you'll remember not to get drunk anymore so you don't accidentally kill her next time.

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jenhotindacity 0

You were still drunk and you were gonna drive? Man you are stupid for that one too!

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Raceta 5

Jeez! Poor girl! Imagine how she feels! I expect you came off as a huge alcoholic brute too! I would definitely try apologizing!

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viaco12 0

You sick bastard. I'm sorry. You might not have deserved that. Then again...

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futbol10fan 0

if you were that drunk why were you driving you idiot? If you loved her you wouldn't have jeopardized her life like that

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tayman 0

people are so dumb...this obviously is not real... stop preaching your words of wisdom

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danii_s2 0

learnt ur lesson yet? don't get wasted wen trying to impress some girl u supposedly love. btw there r such things as taxis. it never said he was driving.

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