By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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lelo_lala 0

You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.

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eric237 0

this fml makes you sound like a rapist

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andrew245 0

2nd comment madee lol

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What_Willis_is_t 1

So, do you normally try to kill on the first date?

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phoque_fml 0

You alcoholic ****. You deserved that. Driving drunk? Karmas gona come round and twist your head one day.

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TrafalgarLaw_fml 4

How do you accidentally twist her head too far? What were you trying to kiss, the back of her neck or something?

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SayPeanuts 29

Why is everyone getting angry saying he shouldn't have been driving drunk? It doesn't say anywhere that he was driving. It's not even implied. I would assume they were in the back of a taxi. I'm amazed so many people jumped to that conclusion.

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kinky44 28

This made me laugh! I cant stop imagining you going for the kiss and then snapping her neck movie-style. Sucks to be you

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