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#61- Yes that's what I meant. Thanks. #44/yesmy_love...you pretty much proved my original statement by telling a story about how you were INVOLVED with someone you loved. I said "You can't be in love with someone you're not with" and you went on to tell a story about how you loved someone you were with. I never said that you had to stop loving them the minute you break up. I was just speaking about situations such as the OP's and other people on this site, who claim to "love" someone that they've never had any emotional or semi-romantic encounter with. And no, I don't believe you need a specific label but I do think love can't exist as a one-way street (yes I am saying you can't love someone who doesn't love you back. If you "love" someone who doesn't reciprocate the feelings to you, you're enamored not in love). And I believe love can sprout and form in the most crazy of places and experience so I wouldn't call myself close-minded about things like that. I'd just say I'm more weary and cautious about using powerful words like "love" without 100% meaning them completely. It keeps me and other people out of trouble.
I'm with #57, if you were driving drunk, which means you are the world's biggest idiot, then at least you didn't kill her. You could have done much worse damage. To her and others. People like you ruin drinking for the rest of us.
You deserve it for drinking and driving. Moron.
"We got to her house. She got out of the car." Unless you were walking from there to your house, and she was stone-cold sober, you're both idiots. I don't wish to sound preachy, but Jesus Christ. Operating something big that kills people while drunk makes you an obnoxious, selfish person, at best.
AHHAHA Im sure she'll still give you a chance after she tells everyone that you put her in a neck brace trying to kiss her.
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You deserve it, you drove drunk, and put a girl in a neck brace, I hope you never get laid.
this fml makes you sound like a rapist